Please take a look at television producer/writer Chuck Lorre's website -- he's the guy behind the charming sitcom The Big Bang Theory and also Two and a Half Men (which I don't like so much, but that's not important now...) -- where he posts the text of the ever-changing vanity cards that he's famous for putting at the end of his shows.
This is one that you will like, if you like Obama like I think you do!
See? It's great, isn't it?
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